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By Gears
FAMOUS CARRY-ON SAYINGS
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Yes, I'm sure we've all seen them.... Barbara Windsors tits......
ERM ! I mean the Carry On films ! Yes... that's what I meant honest......
Anyroad, here is a collection of over-used sayings from the films :-
Ooooooooo I know.......
Ooooooooo I say........
Ooooooooo no........
Ooooooooo nice......
Ooooooooo blimey....
Oh bugga ! ...... (My favourite ?!) - Syd James Classic
And a little joke for ya....... from "Carry On Henry"
King - "Guards... Put him on the rack"
Guard - "I'm sorry sire, but he's out-grown it."
King - "Well, what haven't we tried yet ?"
Guard - "What about the thumb-screws ?"
King - "Fine, do that. (Turns to prisoner) What do you think of
that ?"
Prisoner - "Doesn't matter... I can stand any amount of screwing."
WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY !! OKAY ?! .... Why did I bother writing
this article ? Why did I bother getting up this morning ? I dunno...
GOOD BYE !